Dear Ridley

You have been one of my favourite directors of all time, I grew up watching Alien and have for a long time been waiting for you to realise that it was about time to go back to your roots. You finally did and I was sure I was going to get value for my money. Ohh my god I want my money back! I went to see Prometheus at the Electric cinema on Portobello Road, if you have never been there let me explain whats special about this cinema, they have big couches, extra comfortable couches, which means that even the worst movie ever becomes watchable. Its a little more expensive then other cinemas but normally its worth it, in this case it wasn’t!!

Did someone else make the movie and you just slapped your name on to it?

Are you sick?

Did you do drugs when making Prometheus?

If the answer is yes to any of the above questions then I forgive you, if not, please give me my money back!